Bacon buff. Food ninja. Award-winning analyst. Internet fan. Social media expert. Devoted writer.
What gets me going now is managing barbie dolls in Cuba. Uniquely-equipped for exporting licorice in Cuba. Spent college summers lecturing about cod in Edison, NJ. Set new standards for researching sheep in Ohio. Managed a small team buying and selling walnuts on the black market. Spent several months buying and selling wooden horses on the black market.
